Sometimes I feel like being a stay at home mom is slowly killing my brain cells, but turns out I'm still a freaking profound thinker. Today I'm going to invite you into my brain, and share ten random thoughts I've had this past week.
1. Why are Peppa, George, and Mommy Pig sooooo effing mean to Daddy Pig. Like, enough with the fat jokes. YOURE ALL PIGS.
2. Don't get me wrong, mini vans are the shiz. But whoever invented automatic side doors forgot to take into account naughty three year olds who think it's hilarious to push the button and close it on their mom right as she comes around to buckle them in.
3. How has nobody created a candle that smells like newborn baby. Come on, Yankee. Get on that.
4. I'm not a socialist but I do firmly believe that avocados and Starbucks iced Honey Lattes should be free for everyone. Take my (husband's) tax money. I don't even care.
5. Speaking of socialism, does anyone really think they are going to change somebody's political beliefs via Facebook status? Because you probably won't.
6. Old Navy could save a ton of time and money by just making their adult women clothes the exact same as their toddler girl clothes because tbh I'm contemplating squeezing myself into Brielle's 3t rompers this season.
7. I expelled Brielle out of my lady bits, and birthed Eisley via csection like a boss, yet stubbing my toe sends me straight into the fetal position with complete certainty that I will never walk again. Why?
8. Would it be too much to ask Jake to carry me around in the Ergo? Because that would make trips to Home Depot much more enjoyable.
9. I could not be more appreciative of grocery store baggers who help me to my care, but I would like to take it one step further and suggest they help me all the way home to unload into the fridge. I'll tip.
10. I think I need to talk to more grown ups. Ok bye.
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